Film Review: No scares on forgettable 'Journey'

Luis Guzman (from left), Vanessa Hudgens, Michael Caine, Dwayne Johnson and Josh Hutcherson clamber over rocks in 'Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.'

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Luis Guzman (from left), Vanessa Hudgens, Michael Caine, Dwayne Johnson and Josh Hutcherson clamber over rocks in "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island."

Cast and crew err on the side of silly in "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island," the amusingly childish sequel to that unlikely 2008 hit, "Journey to the Center of the Earth." They've rendered Jules Verne's novel into a jokey lark, with broad, corny wisecracks, comic sidekicks and everybody riffing on the ginormous lizards, humungous spiders and the like.

The new journey begins when young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist-a place of strange ...

Rating: PG for some mild adventure action, and brief mild language

Length: 94 minutes

Released: February 10, 2012 Nationwide

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine, Josh Hutcherson, Vanessa Hudgens, Kristin Davis

Director: Brad Peyton

Writer: Richard Outten, Brian Gunn

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For those who have forgotten the conceit, the idea here is that while "most consider" the stories of 19th century novelist Jules Verne "works of science fiction, Vernians know otherwise."

Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson) certainly does. He lost his dad on an epic "Journey to the Center of the Earth." Now, years later, living with his mom (Kristin Davis) and an over-compensating stepdad, Hank (Dwayne Johnson), the rebellious teen gets a coded radio message from his grandpa. Since contractor Hank used to be a Navy code breaker, they quickly realize the message is "The island is real." That would be Verne's "Mysterious Island."

And they know where it is. That sets the stage for a stepfather/stepson bonding trip to the South Pacific, where they hire a low-rent chopper pilot (Luis Guzman, funny) and his daughter, given a teen va-va-voom turn by Vanessa Hudgens, to take them there.

They find the place, all right, along with Grandpa, played by Michael Caine in "Indiana Caine" mode -- a grizzled joker stranded in the jungle.

The script makes gramps and Hank comic foils, with lots of "my large friend" vs. "old man/old ladies" cracks. (As in, "Be careful. Medicare doesn't cover old ladies falling off gigantic bees.") Because, yes, there are gigantic bees, and poodle-size elephants, a boiling volcano, but not -- one must say -- much menace. We never fear for anybody, and the action scenes are little more than 3-D showcases ripped off from the "Star Wars" movies. Director Brad Peyton plays around with slow motion, which is what passes for style here.

It's not Vernian or groundbreaking or smart or even that clever. This "Journey" is an action comedy for preteens, squeaky clean and scare-free. There's not much here for grownups. But Johnson, the actor formerly known as wrestler The Rock, makes a perfectly appropriate, perfectly adorable (he plays with his pecs, and even sings a ukulele ditty) baby-sitter.

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